I couldn't make this up.

I was reading a story about Jose Conseco on MSNBC.com. It seems that MSNBC has decided to hire Romance writers to fill-up their offices as noted by the following quote:

"One day after his 42nd birthday, Canseco showed up at the ballpark tanned and toned with his short, black hair slicked back. He sported tight jeans and a black button-down shirt, with several of those buttons open, exposing his muscular chest. "

Wow, that's interesting journalism.