Dear McDonald’s

Your new McCafe drinks are disgusting. I had assumed you put them through some taste testing and marketing analysis, but when I took my first drink I knew that wasn’t the case. Were you trying to emulate gas-station-powder cappuccinos? If so, then congratulations, SUCCESS! However, if your goal was to create a coffeehouse quality drink a la Starbucks (or any of the other fantastic REAL coffeehouses), then I have to say McFAIL.

I don’t know if it’s sub-quality syrup, stale/low-par espresso, or employee incompetence, but something needs to be done if you hope to actually compete. And these dozen FREE McCafe coupons I have? They’re not even worth it.