Category: Life

July 3rd, 2009

An Open Letter to McDonald’s

Dear McDonald’s

Your new McCafe drinks are disgusting. I had assumed you put them through some taste testing and marketing analysis, but when I took my first drink I knew that wasn’t the case. Were you trying to emulate gas-station-powder cappuccinos? If so, then congratulations, SUCCESS! However, if your goal was to create a coffeehouse quality drink a la Starbucks (or any of the other fantastic REAL coffeehouses), then I have to say McFAIL.

I don’t know if it’s sub-quality syrup, stale/low-par espresso, or employee incompetence, but something needs to be done if you hope to actually compete. And these dozen FREE McCafe coupons I have? They’re not even worth it.

October 8th, 2008

How Congress Failed America

There are obviously thousands upon thousands (if not millions) of postings scattered across the internet decrying the passage of the economic bail-out. There are also, I would imagine, a fair number of articles supporting it. Here are the thoughts of another random, typical American that will unfortunately never make a difference in Washington.

Firstly, I’m obviously not an economist – heck I’m not even that good with my own money, but I think there are several glaring atrocities that make this plan doomed for failure and ripe for corruption. America was undoubtedly in need of economic stabilization, but more than that we need reform and to stand up and make examples of some people. Let’s take for example the current hot topic of AIG. While the money AIG received was not technically part of the $700 Billion bail-out (or rescue plan if you prefer that wording), they spent part of the millions they received to keep themselves afloat on a lavish retreat for executives. Meanwhile, 5 rural counties in Oklahoma were just denied $9 Million requested to assist in recovering and restoring everyday lives following recent flooding. This is unacceptable. You tell me what Americans would prefer – giving billions to companies that were mismanaged and squandered their wealth, or re-routing some of those funds to actually help Americans?

I was delighted to receive a response from one of my representatives (Mary Fallin) when I wrote in urging her to vote against the first draft of the bail-out. She responded that the majority of her constituents felt the same as I and would be voting NO on its passage. She did, and it failed. I was elated that there were politicians who, seemingly, wanted to stand up against giving companies limitless funds that lacked oversight and consequences.

This is the kind of reform and assistance that should have been discussed. Do you want government funds to stay above water? Fine, your executives that got you into this mess receive a 5% pay cut and your CEO receives nothing when they leave. You’re found to be scandalously using the money for things other than business-related expenses? You pay it back. Poor actions equal rough consequences and the bail-out should equal sacrifices on the company’s behalf, not the American public. So what happened a week later to change so many Senator’s minds into voting “YES”? Convincing arguments and number crunching? Did the everyday American’s take on this situation change? No, they filled the second bill with special projects and lots of pork. America at its finest.

How much of those billions meant to stabilize the economy is pork? Some estimates put it at as much as $100 Billion, one seventh of the overall amount. So let’s go ahead and give $2 million for wooden arrow manufacturers in Oregon, it’s not like the folks in Alfalfa, Grant, Kay, Major and Woods counties really needed any help. Of course, they could always move to Wall Street, rumor is they just received a large injection of capital.

August 14th, 2008

Worn Out

Holy cow I’m worn out!

Training for an entirely new position, learning a whole new skill and tool set, and taking care of 2 kids, a house, and a dog by yourself is tiring!

Hats off to any single parents out there. I can’t wait for Kari to get back!!

June 25th, 2008

2 Great Articles to Make You Think

I ran across 2 fantastic articles this morning at Relevant Magazine’s website that were both timely and convicting.

The first article discusses remembering the basics, here’s an excerpt.

Each of us, to some degree, fools our friends and family about who we really are. But it’s impossible to do that with God. He knows each of us, deeply and specifically. He knows our thoughts before we think them, our actions before we commit them, whether we are lying down or sitting or walking around. He knows who we are and what we are about. We cannot escape Him, not even if we want to. When I grow weary of trying to be faithful to Him and want a break, it doesn’t come as a surprise to God.

The 2nd, regarding the search for “bigger and better”, reminds us:

Usually each next big thing is a modified copy of the past big thing. It’s a little different, but the same. It’s a sleeker, more modern model, but ultimately, it really is the same thing. A car is still a car, and a pair of jeans is still, well, a pair of jeans. You can still play with old toys; walkmans still play music; your beat-up car can still get you from point-A to point-B, and those jeans that don’t have holes in them, yet still fit and might even be more stylish if you wore them out a little bit more.

If you have a few moments, I encourage you to read them both -  it could be the best 20 mintues you spend today.

May 16th, 2008

Toads on a Log

So this morning I made one of the tastiest breakfasts around. It’s an old favorite from childhood my mom use to make. It’s called Toads on a Log, anyone else ever eat it?

Butter both sides of a slice of bread and cut a whole in it using a cookie cutter or small glass. Stick it on a skillet set to medium-low heat and crack an egg into the middle. Turn the bread/egg over after a couple minutes and cook until egg is to your liking. Oh yeah, and cook the little circle you cut out earlier – it goes on top when you’re done. Voila! Toads on a log  - Delicious!!

Sorry I don’t have a picture… I ate it before thinking I should’ve taken one. But if I did you’d see why it’s called toads on a log. Actually, now that I think about it, it looks nothing like toads on a log. Where the heck did that name come from?

August 8th, 2007

Cook-Out Vs. BBQ

I have a pet peeve, ok, so maybe I have a lot, but today we’re talking about one inparticular. Since it’s Summer, a lot of people are firing up the grill and throwing on some meat and I think it’s time we have a heart to heart.

If you’re cooking hamburgers, hot dogs, brauts, steaks, etc… you are A) Grilling or B) having a Cook-out. If you are cooking barbecue chicken, barbecue brisket, barbecue pork (starting to see a pattern?), ribs, etc… you are having a BBQ.

So what’s the difference?
Believe it or not, there’s a pretty big difference. Grilling is generally done directly over the flame (direct heat) whether it be a gas grill or charcoals. It is called “cooking out” because it is done outside and requires constant supervision, just like cooking something inside. BBQ on the other hand, is slow cooking over indirect heat - that means the heat source/flames are off to one side, not directly touching the food. BBQ also implies their is sauce or rub applied.

If you are cooking some hamburgers and grilling brautwurst you are not having a BBQ, you’re having a cook-out.


August 3rd, 2007

New Job!!

dellWOOHOO!!! I’ve started a new job! While Teleflora was good for a time, I am VERY delighted that I’ve found a job that I feels uses my skills, knowledge, and talents a bit better. So far everything’s been a blast, including reuniting with dozens of friends from AOL including my current Dell trainer who just happened to be my AOL trainer and a great mentor while I was there. I will say this, so far everything I’ve learned/seen just reinforces my belief that Dell makes the best PC’s on the market (and those that know me know that’s all I ever buy or recommend). I’ll try to keep you all posted more than I have been…

July 12th, 2007

Typing Test

So I was talking with Matthew the other day and wondered out loud what my WPM speed was. He said it was probably 70. I was flattered and said it was much lower than that because, while I spend all day typing and do everything on the computer, I have to look at the keyboard a lot. We said there was probably a place on-line you probably test it, and sure enough there is! Hit the “More” link for the challenge!!

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July 6th, 2007

Family Vacation

Sorry it’s taken so long, but here’s the video from our cross country vacation! 

 

March 31st, 2007

What’s Next

Looking at this website, it appears like nothing’s happened in almost a year.

I don’t know if I wish that were true or not.

It’s been a year alright…

A long, restless, depressing, frightening, heart-breaking, encouraging, enlightening, humorous year.

I’ve done nothing. Contributed nowhere. Felt utterly useless.

A simple machine doing basic tasks, fulfilling my role.

Thankfully we’re almost out the other-side.

I really need to get involved in something and start contributing again.